I don’t play 18 holes… I am the 19th.
“My RIV hat isn’t the only thing that’s tight.”
“Stroke me ’til I birdie.”
“Forget the fairway, I’m always in the rough.”
“Clubs aren’t the only thing getting swung tonight.”
“Par is for prudes.”
“I like my lies dirty and my shafts stiff.”
“I’ll let you drive my cart if you handle my curves.”
“No membership required to get in these holes.”
“My handicap? Finding a man who can last 18.”
“RIV girls don’t need invites — we are the club.”
“Sorry, no old white guys allowed… unless you can keep up.”
“Forget Riviera’s gates. This is where the real members-only action is.”
“Private? Exclusive? Boring. I’m open all weekend.”
